WHAT UP, THUGGLES? Welcome to Audio Hustle. The downloads on this page are audio tracks containing jokes and commentary that sync up with the Harry Potter movies. YOU NEED THE MOVIES FOR THIS TO BE A THING. If you don’t have them and don’t feel like renting/buying them then don’t download.
You download the track. I help you sync it to the film. We hustle together. It’s like I’m sitting next to you on the couch calling Draco a douche and drinking all your beer.
HP1 Audio Hustle
Harry finds out he’s a wizard and gets into his first adventures at Hogwarts. Muggle Hustle finds out how many times he can call Draco a "douche."
HP2 Audio Hustle
THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED, Y'ALL. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR SHOULD PROBABLY PEACE THE FUCK OUT.
HP3 Audio Hustle
Harry DEFINITELY keeps his cool around Dementors as he finds himself entangled in a manhunt for the notorious fugitive Sirius Black.
HP4 Audio Hustle
Tri-Wizard Tournament Fever hits Hogwarts! But is everything on the up and up? Probably not!
HP5 Audio Hustle
Umbridge takes control of Hogwarts. Voldemort takes control of Harry's mind. And Harry has a lot of feelings about things. Like, so many feelings, you guys.